Tinder- no place to meet your deodorant

Hi. I’m the newest Lone deodorant.

Before taking to the blog I tried Tinder and Meetup but it was just too hard to connect on those platforms. I got a lot of "swipe rights” based on my dashing good looks but it all just felt shallow.
Now I’m here because I want you to get to know me for who I really am so I can find some new and long lasting relationships. I'm not usually the public voice around here but I agreed to do this blog because I want a chance to introduce myself and put my real qualities on display. 
I was born into the family bloodline of the most effective natural deodorant on the market. People everywhere are experiencing the unusual lasting power of the Lone line, and you would think that would be enough for my creators, but throughout the years they will never stop listening to what customers say.
Some of their male users were complaining about the flagship formula clumping up in their underarm hair and leaving a sticky feeling. Now before I go brag on myself, let me say this for my brothers and sisters in the Lone family.. the reason they are made with wax is because many people like to get their deodorant in a stick form for easy application. Because here at Lone we refuse to use toxic chemical hardeners, they are instead solidified with natural soothing waxes. 
A lot of you have been really happy with this stick but for those of you who have wished for a little less stickiness whether you have underarm hair or not.. they brought me to life. I’ve been in the creation process for awhile now, but I’m finally to the point where I’m mature enough to make a difference in the world. 
Let me tell you why I’m special.
I don’t contain wax like my sibs (they're still great don't get me wrong), I’m creamy and soothing and they’ve got me in this stick container with a perforated top for an easy application. I’m not a weaker version by any means.. in fact I’m extra concentrated but also really silky and perfect for sensitive skin. I know, I know, that seems like an oxymoron because most sensitive skin formulas are weaker, but with me it’s just not the case. I guess you could say I have it all… I’m aware that sounds arrogant, but sometimes there is just no other way to state the truth than… truthfully. 

Another great thing about me is that I don’t stain clothing. At all. In fact I don’t even really leave marks on your clothes unless you’re too hasty and pull your black shirt on over me RIGHT after application.. we all know those mornings. Not judging though.. It happens to all of us sometimes, I’m just saying that’s really the only time you’d notice me at all once I’ve been applied.

 Anyway… I could go on some more but this is starting to feel like a brag-a-thon and frankly, I’m actually pretty humble. All I want is to get to know you and be there for you all your life, through thick and thin, stress and workouts, hot dates and social disasters.. I want to do it all with you and I’ll never take the spotlight, I’ll just make sure body odor never does either.

 Let’s commit.

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